6.26.2004

You know you're a klutz when...

You open a drawer and do not close it. You also forget that it is open and then ram your hip into it.

You know your bed frame is there and yet you still ram your knee into it. You also know that this is not the worse that happened.

You crawl under a table and believe you can make it but instead hit your head on the table.

You also ram your toes into someone else's toes.

With all of this happening in the past 48 hours, you would think this streak would end.

The horoscope is dead wrong. I have no job so there is no reason for a raise.

Horoscope: The power structure is switching around. Play it cool. Ask for a raise another day.
Reading:
Watching: Giants VS. A's
Listening to:
Thinking about: Bruises and pain later.
Mood: Distressed