Not having a good day…

I was at the library checking out items and I cut my finger on my DVD. Am I a klutz or not? I would say yes. I would not argue with you if you said yes as well. so besides cutting my finger and making a turn and hitting the curb (first time since I started driving) and __________________________ ? I do not know what is next, but if it rains (knock on wood) I will be angry.