7.31.2004

REAL QUOTES FROM A REAL MORON!

"If w e don?t succeed, w e run the risk of failure." ...George W .Bush, Jr.
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child." - Gov GWB
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is
water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." ...Gov GW Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live
in this century." GW Bush, 9/15/95
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change." GWB 5/22/98
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we
can find in our neighborhoods."?Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is?I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know
this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president."
"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it." St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." ...Governor George
W .Bush, Jr.
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"I stand by all the misstatements that I?ve made." GW Bush, Jr.to Sam Donaldson
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment
to Europe. We are a part of Europe." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" ...George W. Bush,
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." ...Gov G W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
"It isn?t pollution that?s harming the environment. It?s the impurities in our air and water that are doing
it." ...Gov George W .Bush, Jr.
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy." ...Governor George W .Bush, Jr.to reporters in 10/9
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