11.28.2003

Did you ever wonder…

Did you ever wonder if there was a box or a pile of stuff to give away that you would find more to give away than keep only because it is unwanted or just hogging up space?

Did you ever wonder if because the cat is away if the mice would come out to play?

Did you ever wonder if because someone was not at home that others would show up?

Did you ever wonder if people who show off the house and what work they did to it are trying to sell it?

Did you ever wonder if those items advertised were actually free after rebates?

Did you ever wonder if Santa knew if you were naughty or nice?

Did you ever wonder if you would find something so perfect that it would never be replaceable?

Did you ever wonder if anyone ever meets his or her soul mate and if there is such a thing?

Did you ever wonder if you find someone who would understand you and can relate to you and even think like you that you thought they were your long lost twin separated at birth?

Did you ever wonder if there was such a thing as bad karma?

Did you ever wonder why children can con you into anything they want and that you could do the same without them knowing?

Did you ever wonder why parents always make you make the phone calls they cannot make because they do now know how to answer or just because?

Did you ever wonder why this was here and not something else?

Did you ever wonder why I am asking these questions?

Did you ever wonder why the sky is blue and why the sea is too?

Did you ever wonder why someone would call all the junk mail you get “spam” and not something else like bologna?

Did you ever wonder why some people can set the VCR clocks while others just have them flash 12:00 12:00 ?

Did you ever wonder why people would get in line at 4.30 a.m. just to get something free after rebates?

Did you ever wonder why everything now has an expiration date?

Did you ever wonder why Santa Claus was a real person but not the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny?

Did you ever wonder why and if are after the word wonder?