* Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school.
* Don't let your life wait for other people.
* Dropping a cellullar phone into a bathtub of water kinda kills the phone.
* Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.
* You haven't really lived until you've gotten a 4 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.
* Don't ever fall in love with anyone who is more than on thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work.
* Milk crates make boring pets
* If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN
* That which does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.
* Speaking in public gets eaiser with practice.
* Ten years from now what we freak out about won't make any difference.
* All that's gold doesn't glisten.
* Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.
* When in doubt duck, when certain don't bother, cause you're already screwed.
* While driving through a gate, always, ALWAYS make sure that the gate is open! The consequences might be fatal to your car.
* Never pierce your belly button in the dark.
* Just because someone flirts with you incessantly doesn't necessarily mean he or she likes you.
* If your calculus teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for your test grade, he means it. Really.
* Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
* Being nice to people will get you far.
* The one person you can truly love is often right in front of you.
* If you start liking a girl, her roommate will automaticaly start liking you.
* Parents aren't around forever you need to treasure them while they are.
* Don't take the SAT twice if you already have good score in the first place.
* Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.
* Think carefully before you act.
* Dreaming and doing go hand in hand.
* Live moves fast, but not so fast that you can't slow down to enjoy it.
* Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
* You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later.
*Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.
* If you intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid.
* Cereal is a vital staple for college students. Who cares how ridiculous you look eating it at 7:30 pm?
* If he doesn't respect you, then he's not worth any of your time.
* Don't juggle knives unless you're really, really good at it.
* If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sense in being foolish about it.
* Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest thing in the world.
* You can't light fireworks in the basement and not expect to get caught.
* Hair is fammable. Very flammable.
* Never ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors against your hair.
* Dyeing hair strawberry blond that is already strawberry blond makes it turn strawberry pink.
* White dogs and black pants don't mix.
* God doesn't make junk.
* Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
* You never know when you're making a memory.
* The heart does heal and you will love like this again-- except that when you do, you'll deny that you ever loved like this before.
* Nothing matters if you don't have loved ones to share it with. Your sibilings are incredibly precious. If you don't know this now, you will--trust me!
* If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.
* If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be great.
Horoscope:
Mood: Tired and annoyed.
Reading:
Watching: Fooly Cooly
Listening to:
Thinking about: Why Asian guys dislike the fact Asian girls fall for the "white" guy.
